Today I went shopping and for the first time I met a wife of a very dear old friend. I am already used not to like my friends wifes, if nothing else for I rarely really like somebody in general, but this one was terrible. The more we spoke the more I was in disbelief: the most selfish, primitive, instinctive, selfish, self concerned, stuuupid person I met in a long time. Plus she had two big tits and an enormous ass. I was standing there and listening to this repelling creature rebelling against her with silent: fuck you fuck you fuck you.. until it didn’t ring that the reason my friend married this stupid, laud, primitive woman is that she is so fuckable.
She finally left so I asked him: OK I admit she is fuckable in a way repelling people can be, but couldn’t you find somebody that was fuckable and nice at the same time. He said he couldn’t. Later as we were sighsiting/shopping in La Fayette he explained me how picking a wife differs from picking a dress: with dresses you know what is on the market – you go to shops, you consult a catalogue.. and you even know the price of it. On the other hand you don’t know what wifes are on the market and you just chose according to your priorities. His priority was… well, you can guess.
Is this explanation simplistic? Maybe. The other day I was buying a new mp3 player and I was very specific about its characteristics and looked through dozens of different players in display, all easily consultable and reachable. At the end the salesperson found me an mp3 player exactly as I wanted it.
My friend made a bargain – he took the first one that was good enough, cause there is no catalogue to consult and pick the one that matches you the most.
And this was a sad story, but not as sad as shopping in La Fayette just after you saw the most gorgeous sweater Sonia Rykiel (check out - www.soniarykiel.com) 366 euro on sale. At the end I did not buy anything – what is the point when I can’t have that sweater S.Rykiel… and I even tried to consider the option of not eating anymore in this month .. no, it would be enough only for two sleeves. Actually, this is an excellent way of saving, but it does get at you a little bit hard as the feeling of being worth exactly as much as you can buy is unavoidable.
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